So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I didn't notice because vodka
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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