nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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