there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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