I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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