My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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