I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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