I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I'm both gender and math confused
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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