Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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