Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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