And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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