butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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