i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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