Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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