All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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