Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Randomize
