quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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