I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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