So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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