So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
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