i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
He better not be in your backpack
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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