if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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