Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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