gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
im drinking this country out of the recession.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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