I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
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