Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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