You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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