Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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