dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Randomize