I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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