the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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