fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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