I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize
