On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Randomize