I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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