oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
Randomize
