if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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