actually, I'm a sock model
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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