i need an iv and a liver transplant
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
