Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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