hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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