what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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