I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Come share oat with me in your robe
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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