is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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