Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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