But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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