I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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