so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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