There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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