i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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