exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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