it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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