I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
How external is "for external use only"?
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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