Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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