I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
handjob tips. give me some.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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