The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
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