just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
