I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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